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What we will not do for you

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Ask “which pesticide and at what dilution” and we will not hand you a recipe; ask “is this downy mildew in the photo” and we will not decide for you. This is the list of things we do not do, and why those lines do not move.

1. When you ask which pesticide, this is what we say

2. Four more things we will not do

Diagram: on the left what we do — judgement criteria, self-check steps, sources; on the right what we will not do — mix chemicals, quote doses, diagnose from a photo, promise yields, decide whether to pull a plant, invent material
The line is not about expertise; it is about whether a mistake can be undone.
You might askWe will giveWe will not give
“What disease is in this photo?”Several possibilities, what to look at for each, how to self-check“It is definitely downy mildew”
“How much will this yield?”The variables that decide it, and the one you can still change“About five kilos”
“Is this plant salvageable?”What to try and how long until it shows“It is gone, pull it out”
“Can I mix A with B?”“Follow the label; if the label does not list it, do not mix”A mixing ratio

3. Why these lines do not move

Because the costs of being wrong are asymmetric. Overwatering can be corrected; a wrong pesticide is crop injury and residue — leafy crops are harvested soon, so one mistake can make the whole batch inedible. And once a photo is declared “definitely this”, you will treat for it: a wrong call means a wasted spray and a lost week.

4. We would rather seem unhelpful

“Follow the label concentration” sounds less cosy than “two capfuls per bucket”, but it is right. Our job is to hand you the basis for judgement so you get better at reading your own plot — not to make you dependent on a recipe.

5. One known awkwardness

If you postpone a task without saying until when, it disappears from the dashboard for now. We know that is awkward and intend to require a date. It is written here so you do not think you missed something.

6. If you also write code

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